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I genuinely think I might be aging pre-maturely. Basically I’m the female Jack. Anyone else remember that movie? This post solidified my belief that I am aging and my memory is going. Let’s recap…
I tried a great pistachio hummus at a restaurant in NYC but myself and my friends agreed it could be better. So I made it my mission to recreate it at home. I went and picked up the ingredients, asked you guys on Facebook what you like with hummus, made the dish, photographed it and even wrote the post. Then as I was reading over the post it hit me, we were at a Mexican restaurant, why in the world would they be serving hummus?
Only then did it occur to me that we tried pistachio guacamole and not pistachio hummus…whomp whomp.
-I consistently complain that some body part is hurting me.
-I am up all night. Does it make sense that I associate old age with insomnia?
-I get excited when parties call for an early start time so I can get to bed earlier (not that I sleep…)
-I watch The Good Wife…such a Mom show.
-Hot flashes. Enough said.
SIMILAR: Roasted Butternut Squash Hummus
The list could go on, but until I’m in a diaper I’m still in the clear, right? Well if my premature aging results in pistachio hummus instead of pistachio guac, then I guess things ain’t so bad. The day I start posting ground beef oatmeal is probably when you should seek some help for me. Until then, enjoy the hummus!
Pistachio Hummus
- Total Time: 10 minutes
- Yield: 2 cups 1x
Ingredients
- 1 can chickpeas, drained and rinsed
- 1/2 cup raw shelled pistachios + ¼ cup chopped
- 1 ½ tbsp olive oil
- 1/3 cup water (divided)
- 2 garlic cloves, minced
- 2 tbsp lemon juice
- salt and pepper, to taste
Instructions
- In a food processor add 1/2 cup pistachios, olive oil and half of water. Process until a paste is formed.
- Add in chickpeas, garlic cloves, lemon juice and remainder of water. Process until hummus consistency is reached. Add more water if thinner consistency desired.
- Stir in 1/4 cup of chopped pistachios and salt and pepper.
- Serve with veggies or chips of choice.
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Ground beef oatmeal…hmmm…you might be on to something there, Davida! This product might sell like hot cakes and you will make millions – enough to pay for the invention of a voice activated journal that will also help you with your memory problem! And while you are at it – maybe you could also fund the invention for a scratch and taste monitor – so I could get me a taste of dishes such as this pistachio hummus! 🙂
Now this sounds wonderful! Hummus is one of my favorite things, and as much as I love pistachios, I rarely buy them because they’re so expensive, but this recipe is totally worth the splurge!
I swear my vision gets worse everyday. Like it’s not normal. I am blind. Legit. Hopefully this fab looking hummus will cure all my woes!!!
I am all about day time parties! Night = rest and sleep
YUM YUM YUM!!! That looks sooo good!
I frequently forget me actual age… I think I’m 21? Usually I can pass for 16, since I never pay adult fare on the TTC (shh!)
I can be such a grandma, especially when it comes to weekend social events. What makes it worse is that I like to knit and sew. If I described myself without my age people would probably guess I was 80 or something. I love pistachios! it is a shame they are such an expensive nut but this recipe sounds totally worth it!
Embrace the grandma within. She’s a hottie with a body! 🙂
I watch The Good Wife too…BUT I’ve watched it since I was a youngin’ staying up all hours of the night living in Madrid. So I think I have a free pass. Only you would put pistachio in hummus, but that’s why we love you, because I’m sure it works. Every time I think of pistachios, I think of Kourtney and Lamar.
I’m not sure what I would think of pistachio guacamole but pistachio hummus sounds awesome.
Sometimes I feel super young but then I’m around people in their early twenties and I’m reminded that I’m actually almost 30. haha